Meatloaf + Celine Dion

There’s no way this combination wouldn’t result in pure, unfiltered ridiculousness.

It’s almost as if it was made for the people in our office:

Alison, I expect a lip synced version of this when your voice returns.

Sound must be on.

 

Typestachios

Since we’re all American Apparel-wearing hipster nerds who appreciate niche topics (un)ironically over here, this graphic kind of summarizes everything:

via Tor Weeks, who also makes a lot of other great things.

Chinatown: the pause that refreshes.

Expiry date on bottoom of can.

Riverboat Green

Did you know that since 1962, Chicago has dyed part of the Chicago River green in honor of St. Patrick’s Day?

Obviously, Care Bears are responsible for this crime against nature and humanity:

 

Or wait, maybe McDonalds and Leo Burnett?

Apparently, every day is St. Patty’s day in New York since I’m pretty sure the East River is a shade of acid green at all times.

Bon voyage…

Tell me something I didn’t know…

Arrrrgrguuughh!

Now that we’ve got a coffee machine we’re finding Coffee Monsters in the office.

Arrgguguuuuuuuuuh, blahh—

Oh hey, Murbarak…

Via How To Talk To Girls At Parties…

Lady Marmalade

Whose orange marmalade is in the fridge? We all want to know.

tanks.