BUREAU BLANK IS BUILDING BETTER BRANDS

Did you know that since 1962, Chicago has dyed part of the Chicago River green in honor of St. Patrick’s Day?

Obviously, Care Bears are responsible for this crime against nature and humanity:

Or wait, maybe McDonalds and Leo Burnett?

Apparently, every day is St. Patty’s day in New York since I’m pretty sure the East River is a shade of acid green at all times.

Now that we’ve got a coffee machine we’re finding Coffee Monsters in the office.

Arrgguguuuuuuuuuh, blahh—

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