BUREAU BLANK IS BUILDING BETTER BRANDS

Human Bed Warmers now available at the Holiday Inn…

Really???

From my friend Ben via Facebook…

“Ever wanted to know what English sounds like to a non-English speaker? Watch this music video from 1972 by Italian singer Adriano Celentano. I am absolutely hypnotized by it and have watched it at least 10 times. The lyrics are entirely in English-sounding gibberish. The music style is a little James Brown, a little Bo…”

Want some more?

Ben: “It officially replaces “Jaan Pehechaan Ho” (best known from the opening credits of Ghost World) as my favorite inexplicably bizarre foreign musical dance number.”

While you are picking up your extra strength hairspray, Jack Daniels, cheesy cheesy beef burger patties and hunting gear, also, feel free to peruse the CASKET ISLE (it’s in the “For the Home” section). Ahhhhhhh!

Also, feast your eyes on this fashionable URN.  This one is for your pet cat.

Seriously though, is anyone as disturbed as I am by the fact that you can buy this stuff at walmart.com?